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Tutor to Santa: Write ur father name in English

Santa: Beautiful Red Underwear

Tutor: Are u joking?

Santa: No Sir his name is Sundar Lal Chadda

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1 day shaitaan came in my dream nd asked me the contact no.
Of an HONEST person
I gave him urno.
But he refused & said sorry i cannot disturb my BOSS

small truth to make our Life 100% successful..........
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%

L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%

(None of them makes 100%)
...............................
Then what makes 100%
Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!
Leadership? ...... NO!!!!

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our ATTITUDE.
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..

Wash ur face and wash ur feet! Now it--s time 2 fall asleep. Your eyes are weak and mouth can--t speak so, hope this nite shall b nice n sweet. Good Night.

George receives a phone call.

Hello, he answers.

The voice on the other end says, This is Jessica. We met at a party about 3 months ago.

George, hmmm... Jessica? You say we met 3 months ago?

Jessica, Yes, it was at Adam--s house. After the party gave me a ride home. On the way home, we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport.

George, Oh, yeah! Susan! How are have you been?

Jessica, Well, I--m pregnant and I--m going to kill myself.

George, Say, you really ARE a good sport!

Muhammad Arshad
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WIFE: SUNO JI DOCTOR NE MUJHE 1 MAHEENE K AARAM K LIYE BEAUTY FUL FOREIGN COUNTRY JANE KO KAHA HAI.
HUM KAHAN JAEN GE?

HUSBAND:
DOOSRE DOCTOR K PAAS..

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EnGLiSh ShAyErI

The JanazA Of MehBooB Nikla From The Gali Of MehBooBa With LotS Of ZoR ShoR

The MehboobA Jhanki From The DooR And Boli ? Mar Gaya HaRaMKhor?

Hazrat ali (A.s) farmatay hain. Din ki Roshni mai Rizq Talaash karo...! Aur Raat ki Taariki mai usy allah ko yd karo jo tmhain Rizq Detaa Hay.! (GOOD MORNING) @===03453066445===@

Good frnds r like a
Ring alwys
Holding ur Finger
Bt as u get Carelss
It slips out of ur hand!
So, don?t evr
Let
ur frnds slip out of ur life?